Talk about 99 problems – few sights are more depressing than a dropped ice-cream cone. Imminent joy slapping the ground and melting into the pavement. If it’s ever happened to you, as a child or as an adult, we feel your pain. A much less depressing prospect is this delicious T-shirt by ICECREAM, an offshoot of the Billionaire Boys Club brand founded by Mr Pharrell Williams and Nigo. It’s cool, it’s colourful and, best of all, it won’t melt.

Plastered with more sprinkle-covered doughnuts than Chief Wiggum’s patrol car, these ribbed cotton shorts by LOEWE are the sartorial equivalent of a sugar high. Brilliantly comfortable and great with a plain white T-shirt, they’ll be a head-turning addition to your summer wardrobe. And you can shout, “Eat my shorts!” at anyone who says otherwise.

We’re not sure if the menswear designer Mr Thom Browne is a fan of lobster thermidor, but he might well be. Perhaps he has a pet lobster that he takes for a walk around Manhattan on a leash. Whatever the case, he likes lobsters enough to have put them on this charming wool sweater, which gives it a surreal nautical vibe.

Strawberries and Gucci go together like coffee and cream. Take a peek at this coin purse, which is monogrammed with the brand’s iconic logo and reinforced with brown leather trims to give it longevity. It has also been emblazoned with a tragicomedy set of cartoonish strawberries. Look – they’re acting!

PARADISE makes some of the coolest T-shirts around. It decorates them with American iconography, magical creatures and meme-worthy prints. No points for guessing which drinks brand inspired this one. (It’s the real thing.) Anyone else feeling thirsty all of a sudden?